- me: go listen to black veil brides
- friend: i won't listen to that.
- me: why not?
- friend: i hate them.
- me:
- friend:
- me:
- friend:
- police officer: so you say they just happened to run into the knife 37 times?
- if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
- if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
- if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive)
No like offense or anything…
But Hot Chelle Rae isn’t that great live.









